Help The Marine!
Nov 18, 2004 Military
As many of you are aware, a US Marine is under a great deal of scrutiny for shooting a wounded terrorist. I do not need to tell you how rough it is for our heroes in Iraq. They are doing a great job and sometimes have to make a decision in a split second. I ask you to read this petition and then place your signature on it.
We need to help this young warrior get back into the battle.
Clinton’s Library Set to Open
Nov 14, 2004 Political
The library of former President, William Jefferson “the Slickmeister” Clinton will open soon. Library officials expect it to draw around 300,000 visitors a year. The library is already credited with millions of dollars in renovation in the surrounding area. The library will include an area dedicated to the impeachment of the former president. There will be items about Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones.
Library officials stated that the impeachment section is labeled “ADULT” and will feature a video section of today’s hottest porno films including the recently released Porn for Kerry DVD. The library has general admission for all ages but only patrons 18 and older will be allowed in the adult section. Proof of age is required unless you have become emancipated by a tryst with the former president. Young women who pay for a special membership will be allowed into the presidents darkest corner for an exhibition entitled “Willy’s willy” where they will learn exciting things like how to be on the president’s staff. When Clinton is at the facility he will show special members his favorite terrorist Hida Salami. Special membership is optional. According to one official who spoke on the condition of anonymity, “We don’t want to ram this down anyone’s throat.”
The library is beautifully decorated with all the furniture the Clinton’s removed from the White House when they departed. Arkansas officials are excited about the amount of money saved by using furniture provided by taxpayers. One thing that will be missing is the replica Lincoln Bedroom. Officials stated they decided to cancel the replica when the Clinton’s demanded that people be charged extra to go in the bedroom.
Senator Hillary Clinton is expected to be at the grand opening where she will discuss, among other things, the location of her future presidential library. Speculation is that she will not build her future library on the structure that houses her husband’s. Aides say Ms. Clinton does not want to lose the opportunity to charge suckers twice to see the same things and has expressed concerns that her library should be built in her “native” New York. The Hillary Clinton Carpetbagger Presidential Library will be privately funded with ten percent of Ted Kennedy’s bar tabs.
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Maureen Dowdy; “I Renounce Gun Control”
Nov 13, 2004 Political
As you might have heard by now, Senator Zell Miller laid into Maureen Dowdy of the New Your Times. He basically said what everyone else thinks and that is they don’t need her running around telling people from the red states they are idiots. He said every time she opens her mouth the states get redder. He referred to her as a “hussy.”
Her remark was to inform the senator she is a hussy from Washington, not New York and finishes with “pistols or swords.” This, of course, is her cute way of saying she has accepted his challenge to a duel. Advice to Miller, pick pistols. As many times as people at the NYT have stabbed folks in the back, they might be good with a blade. But, being from the left, one can assume she is not good with a pistol. At least she had better not be. How could this liberal face her fellow libs id she had a gun or was even capable of using one. Imagine that level of hypocrisy! She and her lib buddies running around crying for gun control all the while she is out improving her marksmanship.
I do think that Ms. Dowdy has renounced gun control. She offered Miller the option of pistols or swords. This means she approves of either method for settling the dispute. I know this is merely rhetoric but shouldn’t she be reprimanded by her party for even suggesting the use of those nasty little guns? She has just told everyone it is OK, “I Maureen Dowdy of the liberal elitist party now deem it OK to use a firearm. Of course my friends, only if you are going to shoot someone who does not agree with you.” Here this follower of the party of peace has advocated violence and the use of a firearm. They will probably take her liberal membership card away. Perhaps she can blame the whole thing on Jayson Blair.
Dowdy is a loud mouth who pretends to understand what actually goes on in the world. She has a position in which she can write everyday and tell others what they should think. I wonder how she ever got the job? Perhaps she is the “head” writer. That would explain a great deal.
Senator Miller, you can take this liberal pansy in a war of words on your worst day. I know you could take her in a real duel, but even she can not be that stupid. Keep blasting her and exposing her for the loose lipped, psychobabble, kool aid drinker that she is.
The story is located HERE.
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The Left is Pathetic
Nov 12, 2004 Political
There is a site that has pictures of people apologizing to the rest of the world for the results of the election.
First of all, who gives a damn what the rest of the world thinks? This is America and we call our own shots. I do not hear anyone from other countries apologizing when their leaders do things their people do not like. As far as I am concerned they can jump in the ocean. I think these hateful Americans at this web site are really misguided. Hateful? Yes, they called us dumb, stupid, immoral, and said we hate America. Just read some of the signs. I have this to say to all the people in the pictures. GET A LIFE. Quit whining like a bunch of school girls and suck it up. Your man lost and that is that. Those of you who indicated you would like to leave please do. If you do, please denounce your citizenship and promise not to come back.
Now for a few of the pictures:
First of all, who gives a damn what the rest of the world thinks? This is America and we call our own shots. I do not hear anyone from other countries apologizing when their leaders do things their people do not like. As far as I am concerned they can jump in the ocean. I think these hateful Americans at this web site are really misguided. Hateful? Yes, they called us dumb, stupid, immoral, and said we hate America. Just read some of the signs. I have this to say to all the people in the pictures. GET A LIFE. Quit whining like a bunch of school girls and suck it up. Your man lost and that is that. Those of you who indicated you would like to leave please do. If you do, please denounce your citizenship and promise not to come back.
Now for a few of the pictures:
A couple upset with the lack of success of the gay marriage issue.
A man who should not have disgraced his uniform.
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And a European who is ashamed of her heritage and does not know basic grammar.
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Like I said, this is pathetic. I could not care less what the rest of the world thinks about our election. They should worry about getting their own houses straight before they worry about us. The other pathetic thing is a lot of these people were begging not to be hit by terrorists. Cowards! They actually imply the terrorists should hit the people who voted for Bush. What a sad state of affairs. These people obviously have very small brains. The site is located here.
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My Attempt to Steal the Election
Nov 12, 2004 Political
Now that the election is over I can tell you how I did my part to steal the election. Yes, I am afraid I was a bit dishonest. Prior to the election there was a big push by an organization called vote pair. They hatched a scheme to reallocate votes for John Kerry. It worked like this. People who lived in battleground states, who were voting for a third party candidate, and Kerry supporters in states where Bush or Kerry were expected to win easily registered at their site. They then paired voters from those entries. The scheme is that the Kerry supporters would vote for the third party candidate in the heavily Kerry or Bush states and the third party supporters would vote for Kerry in battleground states. This reallocation of votes was suppose to help both by giving the third party candidates enough votes to get federal matching funds and help Kerry win the election.
I read about this and I felt it was improper. If you want to vote in a battleground state you should move there. I saw this as an attempt to bypass the electoral college. So I immediately signed up as a third party supporter (Nader) and said I was from Pennsylvania. PA did not turn out to be much of a battleground but it was when I signed up. Also, I live in Maryland and picked PA so I would have an idea about the place in case someone was bright enough to test the veracity of my claim.
Lo and behold I was paired with some guy named Mike in the great state of Utah. I got an email from him and he was excited. I told him how I was ready to vote for Kerry as long as he voted for my man Nader. Then, on election day I voted for George Bush happy in the knowledge that Mike wasted his vote. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Now, for all I know he voted for Kerry but in any case it stopped vote pair from getting an extra, reallocated vote for Kerry. I find it strange that with all the conspiracy theories and whining by Michael Moore and others, that this was never mentioned as an attempt at voter fraud. I guess in retrospect, given Moore’s idiocy, I really don’t find it that strange. By the way, I highly recommend the book Michael Moore is a Stupid Fat White Man. It is a good book and exposes the fraud he is a party to each and every time he does a crocumentary.
Mike in Utah, I hope you are not crushed by Kerry’s defeat. I also hope you will consider correctly participating in the voting process the next time around. You were caught in a clandestine operation that involved more than just me. Ahh, the power of the internet.
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