Obama is the Perfect Candidate
Apr 14, 2008 Political
…for the Democratic Party.
I don’t know why there are so many Hillary supporters who keep attacking Barack Obama. I just cannot understand why so many super delegates are undecided and I cannot understand why Hillary has not dropped out so that she and Bill can support Obama because he is the perfect Democratic candidate.
Barack Obama has so many things going for him that make him the perfect candidate, a perfect representative of the Democratic Party and all that it stands for. Obama is the kind of person the party claims to represent and he fits nearly every demographic that they could hope for.
Obama’s mother married a Muslim, a non citizen, and give birth to little Barry. Then his momma, in true liberal style, abandoned Barry and his daddy and hooked up with another dude. Both her suitors were black men and she was white so she was a diverse chick way back when. Obama comes from a broken home and Democrats love that. His momma was divorced and remarried and the Democrats love that except for the NOW gang who don’t see a need for men. Little Barry was raised by his grandmother (the one who is typical and is afraid of black folks) and he is mixed race. Democrats should be eating him up with a ladle.
Barry was a drug addict and alcohol abuser and the Democrats certainly love that about a person. Obama’s abuse of booze is the sole factor in getting the Ted Kennedy endorsement and the drug use should make Bill Clinton jump right on the Obama train. In addition to his drug and alcohol abuse, Barry was a cigarette smoker which is a turn off to the clean air Dems but he said he quit at the start of the campaign so now he is a beloved reformed smoker.
Barry Obama believes that when a woman gets pregnant it is a punishment so he believes that any woman should be able to abort a child at any time, no questions asked. He has always opposed any legislation that would restrict abortions. Obama is so pro abortion that he would probably be OK with killing a newborn and calling it an abortion. After all, why punish the mother when you can punish the child instead?
Barry is real big on government intervention and he loves the idea of taxing and spending. He has made a number of promises to raise taxes and he has told us that he intends to introduce legislation that will cost billions of dollars. Obama is a Socialist who loves the idea of income redistribution and he will be more than happy to take money from those who earn it and give it to those who don’t. He believes in people getting money to which they are not entitled just as he did when he purchased his home.
Barry believes that bitter white folks cling to religion when times are bad but thinks nothing of clinging for more than 20 years to a racist pastor in a America hating church. Barry believes that we small town white folk cling to our guns because we are bitter but fails to mention the inner city black kids who kill each other every day because they have been the victims of failed Democratic policies. Yes, that Barry sure knows how to point fingers at everyone else and that is the making of a Democratic king.
Yes folks, Barry Obama has almost all the attributes needed to be the perfect Democrat. He lacks only one credential in order to be perfect.
If he could somehow show that he was in fact an aborted fetus he would be the hands down nominee. Hillary would drop out, Bill would sing him praises, the super delegates would all support him and the godless of the Democratic party would have multiple orgasms all through the convention.
I bet Hillary wishes he had been an aborted fetus…
Tags: abortion, Democrats, guns, inner city, Obama