Pelosi Cleans Up Capitol Hill
Jan 16, 2007 Political
Nancy Pelosi promised to clean up Capitol Hill. She said that they would get rid of all that is bad. She kept that promise today and here is a picture of the truck leaving the DC area after cleaning up. Word is this is the last of a long line of trucks needed to accomplish the job.
Just Released, 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
Nov 20, 2006 Uncategorized
Monday Humor
Just Released – Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. and opening song by the Dixie Chicks
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging and Cat show
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding – Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military – a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presents Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
Big Dog Salute to SW
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The Joy of Being Retired
Oct 30, 2006 Uncategorized
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ’08.” I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.
Tags: Humor
He Misses Bill Clinton, More Monday Humor
Oct 23, 2006 Uncategorized
I am sure this has been around the block a few times but it is just funny!
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he
misses Bill Clinton.“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women.Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he don’t!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America ‘s
shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
“I don’t know, I never had one.”The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know.”Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.”
Tags: Humor