Hamas Beer Is New Way To Get Bombed
by Big Dog on Feb 22, 2006 at 00:04 Uncategorized
The beer will not have alcohol and that is really good. You can’t have homicide bombers strapping on a bomb laden vest after they have tossed back a few. Somebody might get hurt. In the Muslim world, getting bombed has a different sort of meaning. Now I don’t drink, not that I have not in the past, but every now and then I toss back a non alcoholic beer. I tell the bar tender to keep them coming until I don’t get drunk. The folks in Palestine on the other hand could probably use a good bender every now and then. It might just make them act more responsibly!
I think the beer should have a clever marketing campaign. Something like “Hamas Beer, because you can’t blow your self up with a buzz on.” Or maybe, “Hamas Beer, the no bang beer for the big bang drinker.”
I think we should make some Jim Jones Kool-Aid and sell it over there. Then those folks will finally live up to their fabled peaceful reputation.
Source: Breitbart.com
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