You say Pelosi, I say Retard

Only in California-really, this is the only place that you could have someone so obviously incompetent be voted into an office that can potentially affect so many people.

There are people who will say,” Oh my God, you are not sourcing enough- you have to source what you say.” Well, not necessarily- just look at her- you do not have to source common sense here. The lady should be in a rubber room with no sharp objects and a date with some jumper cables, or whatever it is they use on the terminally stupid.

I speak, of course, of the Speaker of the House of the United States, Nancy Pelosi. Who else could I have been speaking of? This is the woman, who with the aid of a brain scan, single- headedly helped Stephen Hawking develop his theory on black holes. There are raging Liberals everywhere ranting, ” Someone PLEASE shut her up! She makes us look air- headed!” Yes, yes, she does indeed do this.

One might think, given the extreme socialist agenda of Skinny B and hiz posse, that this dustup between Pelosi and the CIA did not have to happen- after all, the Democrats had won- they already had us in a position where we have little choice in what happens, but then , lo and behold, here comes a big chink in their armor, courtesy of, first Barama, then Pelosi as the crowbar, an apt mental comparison.

It’s a story for the ages- the struggle of a chronically medicated air- head who could, couldn’t, did, didn’t- approved, disapproved, an epic battle between logic and insanity. Who will win? Who loses? Who cares?

Well, I kind of do, because I have always thought that fighting the CIA was the ultimate in stupidity, no matter who you are. These are people who specialize in doing things that no one is supposed to ever find out about- how hard would it be to over medicate Pelosi? After all, just look at her- I have seen that look of hers on INTERVENTION, the series about the terminally addicted on A&E. A Meth addiction is not a good look for her.

First, she said she did not know about water boarding, then she said she knew that it might happen, then she said a staffer knew, but she did not. She has single- handedly kept this problem alive, and given Dick Cheney more ammo, than if she had just kept quiet, but then she has never known how to shut up in her life.

With every utterance, she is affirming the fact that Steny Hoyer, the man who came in second behind Pelosi in the voting for Speaker of the House, should be the Democrat’s man when Nan has her inevitable breakdown, and it’s coming soon. It’s not going to be pretty, either- I expect her to be exclaiming that she’s ready for her close- up, now, and come out painted even more grotesquely than usual. No behavior of hers would surprise me anymore.

I had always thought she was retarded, or medicated, or had some brain- stem injury that rendered her incapable of logic, but I never, in my wildest nightmares, would have believed that even a group as misinformed as the Liberal Left would put her in a position of power, two steps removed from the Presidency. That is insanity, pure and simple. Only someone who hates our country, and wishes to cause its downfall would intentionally do this. Her words and actions the past three weeks have proven that.

Someone needs to regulate her hormones, or re- do her medication, or administer electro- shock- or even better- all of the above, just so she can be brought back from Oz before a house lands on her.

To say that as a politician she is a disappointment is saying quite a lot,because we have held the bar pretty freaking low for politicians for quite awhile, unfortunately. Still, she is in a class by herself- and it can’t be comfortable for anyone who voted for her to have seen her performance yesterday, when she couldn’t even find her notes, and stumbled and stuttered like the village idiot. She made George Bush look positively Mensa- like, compared to her behavior.

So now, this thing will grow, and I for one, believe that there will be hearings, and she needs to be under oath when she testifies, as do all the others, but God help her and her career if it turns out she lied, and the CIA was right, and she was just too medicated to pay attention.

This has been a Godsend for the conservatives, because now, whenever Liberals try to drag out Bush and his troubles with the English language, conservatives can just point at Pelosi- no words will be necessary, just get a napkin, and wipe off the drool.

The village idiot is in the House.

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3 Responses to “You say Pelosi, I say Retard”

  1. mary says:

    Was it really necessary to use the word retarded? I’m giving you the
    benefit of the doubt here but certainly you know that the word
    retarded used as slang is extremely hurtful to people living with
    special needs. Before I had a child with a disability, I pretty much
    was like you. I don’t know if I used the word but I certainly didn’t
    flinch when I heard it. What’s the big deal, right? It is a huge
    deal to people who have cognitive challenges. They get what you are
    saying and they understand that you are mocking them, even if it’s
    Anyway, thank you for hearing me out.

    • Blake says:

      Mary, I used the word as it is intended- the definition is ” to make slow or late”, among others. I do not use words to be intentionally hurtful, but I am tired of talking around a problem- I do not say “issue” when I mean problem. Retarded is not slang – it is precise- it is just “politically correct” people who attempt to cloak their contempt in special phrases. I have worked with the Sunshine Kids in Houston, and been privileged to help in the Special Olympics, but euphemisms drive me crazy- say what you mean,and mean what you say. I AM sorry if you take it the wrong way.

    • Big Dog says:

      Technically, the word retarded is not an insult. It means that the development of a person was retarded (slowed down) by some event. The fact that it is used to describe people who are acting like they are slow learners is in no way meant to insult people with actual mental retardation (which is a medical description).

      The word is not slang and it is only hurtful to those who allow it to be. I certainly have compassion for those with special needs but using euphemisms instead of actual terms is part of the politically correct movement.