You Might Just Be A Liberal

With all due respect to Jeff Foxworthy, I have decided to try a few lines along the lines of his “You might just be a redneck” schtick. In case you are unfamiliar (and I imagine Northeast liberals and West Coast elitists might) the whole idea is to give an instance in which one might be a redneck. Jeff would say something like “If you mow your lawn and find a car, you might just be a redneck.” So here is a new take on the idea.

  • If you think that putting a convicted murderer to death is wrong but there is absolutely nothing wrong with abortion, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you don’t know one person who voted for Ronald Reagan when he won by a landslide, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think driving an SUV is worse for the environment than flying all over the world to discuss Global Warming, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think the UAE running our ports poses a national security problem but millions of illegal aliens crossing our borders at will do not, you just might just be a liberal.
  • If you think Hillary Clinton’s views are moderate and that she has always been a moderate, you just might be a liberal.
  • If you think that giving amnesty to people who broke the laws entering our country will curb the flow of illegals, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you call illegal immigants “undocumented workers” so as to not hurt their feelings, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think that Ted Kennedy is not a hypocrite for membership in a boys only club while bashing Judge Alito for allegations of the same thing, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think Ted Kennedy has any right to discuss women’s issues even though he murdered one, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think anything Ted Kennedy says makes sense, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you believe that the government spends more money on the military than education, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think the solution for every problem is for the government to throw more taxpayer dollars at it, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think George Bush is an “idiot”, “stupid”, and a “chimp”, but that he was cunning enough to manipulate information from most major intelligence agancies in order to go to war, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think that al Qaeda had nothing to do with Iraq but an aspirin factory in the Sudan did, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think the government knows how to better spend your money than you do, you might just be a liberal.
  • If you think the economy is in bad shape despite numbers that show the opposite, you might just be a liberal.

Now it is your turn. Chime in with your “you might just be a liberal” analogies.
As always, I welcome you comments.

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8 Responses to “You Might Just Be A Liberal”

  1. N. Mallory says:

    Hmmmm…I might not be a liberal…

    O.K. But I would like to see where more money is being spent by the Federal government on education than on the military…and are you excluded the War from those numbers?

  2. Big Dog says:

    Not only the federal government. All government combined. In addition to the money that comes from the feds, there is also state and local taxes and lotteries (a major portion of which goes to state’s education funds).

    I don’t have the numbers at my fingertips. Of course it is moot because there are probably a million ways to look at a government budget and parse the numbers to show what you want it to.

  3. Robert says:

    How about – If you watch CNN and believe they are reporting everything on anything you might be a liberal

  4. Robert says:

    Great Post.
    Big dog do you mind if I borrow this? I will link it back to you.

  5. Big Dog says:

    Robert, be my guest!
    Thanks to everyone for stopping by and commenting.

  6. Laurie says:

    If you think that making more laws to restrict gun ownership will stop criminals from having guns, you might just be a liberal.

  7. Franz says:

    If you think global warming is based on real science and is a bigger problem then stopping terrorism, you just might be a liberal.