Tigers Prefer Taste of Moonbats

A tiger escaped from a zoo in San Francisco and killed one man and injured two others before police were able to shoot it and put it out of its misery. The three men were minding their own business when the tiger appeared and decided to have one of them for lunch. I imagine the moonbats did not perceive the tiger as a threat and that if they only reasoned with it, all would be well. This is how I think the conversation might have gone:

Moonbat 1: Here it is, another Holiday Season, and Chimpy McBush still has troops in Iraq in his illegal war. There was no threat to us and he used his doctrine of preemptive strike to upset the entire Muslim world. We cannot bring democracy to a region that does not want it.

Moonbat 2: If only we would have tried diplomacy and talked to Hussein we could have seen that he was no threat and we would not be in this war that costs billions of dollars and instead used that money for AIDS research and on paying for services for illegal immigrants.

Moonbat 3: Look, a tiger. Now most neocons would see this tiger as a threat. But if we are nice to it then it will not hurt us. Here kitty kitty. Listen to him purr, Ahhhhhhh my arm!

Moonbat 1: Oh God, the tiger is eating Stefan. (sounds of screaming and tiger chewing).

Moonbat 2: Call the police. We need a gun, who has a gun? Oh man, Ahhh.

Police show up and kill the tiger. One moonbat dead and two injured.

If this had happened in Texas the conversation would have been:

Texan 1: Look at that damned tiger. Where’d he come from?

Texan 2: I don’t know but call the cops. I’ll shoot the damned thing if it gets close.

Texan 3: Here he comes. (blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam [reloading sounds] blam, blam, blam).

Texan 1: He’s dead. Thank God we shot him before he attacked anyone. Who wants the head for his den wall?

Texan 2: Good thing we are allowed to carry guns. I would hate to see what would have happened if this had been San Francisco.

The lesson: Sometimes preemptive strikes are good and people are only safe if they are armed.

Source:
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24 Responses to “Tigers Prefer Taste of Moonbats”

  1. Angel says:

    Bwhahaha!..Luv it!

  2. Kender:
    Very irreverent but true story! Here’s one correction though from this Texan. In Texas you take care of business first then you call the sheriff/and or cops.

  3. mr bigstuff says:

    right wing fool: i’m gonna vote for w. the way he carries that bible around, i’ll bet he reads it all the time.
    intelligent american: not really, w’s too dumb to read. have you ever heard him try to talk? he can’t string 3 words together without stuttering and having to start over.
    right wing fool: i’m still gonna vote for w. he kicks ass in a war.
    intelligent american: not really. w washed out of flight school and then deserted during vietnam. plus, he’s the only alleged president to lose 2 wars at the same time even while the enemy is on the run.
    right wing fool: i’m still gonna vote for w. he hangs out with people i can identify with: ted haggard and larry craig. plus, i feel like if i could ever finish reading a book or a newspaper, i might be just as smart as w one day. he’s somebody i can relate to.
    intelligent american: you get what you vote for.

  4. Robert says:

    Mr Bigstuff,
    Intelligent American? nope I think you would fall into the category of Idiotic NON-American.. Probably a Frenchman…

    Why is it that no matter what the topic is, these liberal pricks have to insert GW’s speech abilities? seems to me the Idiots like Mr BS have a learning disability as well a severe short sightedness that only a liberal can relate too….

    Too bad Mr BS wasn’t visiting the zoo…but I hear Tigers don’t eat BS.

  5. Big Dog says:

    Intelligent Big Dog:
    W did not wash out of flight school and became a pilot.

    Libtard: But, but, but, he was AWOL

    Intelligent Big Dog: No, he made up his drills at other times as shown on pay records.

    Libtard: But, but, I don’t like him. He avoided service in Vietnam.

    Intelligent Big Dog: W volunteered to go there but did not have enough flight time. Bill Clinton actually avoided military service and you libtards said it did not matter. Why the double standard?

    Libtard: uh, uh, uh, Bush sucks…

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  7. Randy says:

    How utterly Christian of you, making light of the death of a seventeen year old kid. I guess you assume its ok because he was probably a liberal, and you hate them. This kid wasn’t even old enough to vote. I am beginning to think you are neither a Christian or a Conservative, just a hate-filled bully. You know there are liberal thinking people over in Iraq and Afghanistan right now fighting in the US Military. How do you feel about them? Do you hate them too? Does it make you smile when they get killed or maimed?

    I guess my question to you is: Is it more important to you to generalize and hate a person with liberal views than for you to practice the actual tenet’s of Christianity or Conservatism.

  8. Robert says:

    Randy, I don’t think BD was making light of the kid, he was making light of the area it happened in.
    I do find it interesting that you would site Iraq and Afghanistan for this discussion, why? do you know of some far left, Anti-Military tree hugging liberals there? I’m sure if they are there they aren’t real popular with their units.

  9. Alitta says:

    hahahaaha good one…I do agree about the waste of money on the illegal war in Iraq

  10. mr bigstuff says:

    what american woman has the dubious honor of being both the ugliest first lady in american history and the mother of the by far worst president in american history?

    barbara bush

    who did the senile and damn near comatose ronald reagan call a wimp in the 1980 repugnicant primary?

    george h.w. bush

    which little pussy was a college cheerleader and then went on to snort cocaine at camp david while his absentee father was president?

    george w. bush

    who got a blowjob from a woman in the white house?

    bill by god clinton

    which republican president received more than 100 visits from a gay male prositute named jeff gannon while in the white house?

    george w. bush

  11. Big Dog says:

    First item, matter of opinion.
    Second item, requires a medical diagnosis of comatose. Something you are not qualified to give. Therefore it is just name calling on your part.
    Third item. your opinion that being a cheerleader makes him a pussy. Would like to see the proof of the cocaine story.
    Fourth item. Only factual item here that was proven in court. The follow up would be who lied about an adulterous affair to the American public and whose wife helped him cover it up until a blue dress unraveled their plan? Bill “Godless” Clinton.
    Fifth item, Are there logs to show 100 visits (that you can produce) and was not Gannon a reporter when he went there? You are implying that he was there to have sex with the President, another item where there are no facts to support it.

    Which Presidnet was visitied by (or visited with) a terrorist more than any other? Bill “Godless” Clinton (Arafat).

    The worst president is a tie between Carter and Clinton.

  12. Randy says:

    No Robert, Big Dog has put a false label on individual victims of a terrible incident and proceeded to bash their character. That is the whole problem with blogs such as this. They are simplistic. They assume people belong to one group or another, and that one group is superior to the other. It’s called a fallacy in reasoning. Just because a person has views that differ from yours, you (and big dog) label them as liberals so you can feel superior to them.

    I guess I need to be more specific about my last post. Here is an example. My brother served eight years in the Marine Corps. He did two tours in Iraq including the initial invasion. He ended his second enlistment this year at the rank of Staff Sgt. He is well liked be the people that worked under him, and continues to get support in the form of letters of recommendations and such from his old superiors. He has a wife and kids. He is a strong advocate for gun control and believes that while there need to be reforms, social programs should exist to help less fortunate citizens of the US. He has also developed quite the anti-Iraq war sentiment. My question again. Do you hate him? Would you find it amusing if you found out he was injured in Iraq?

  13. Chris says:

    BD hasn’t said anything about the actual victim of the incident, only made light of the pathetic morons who make up the more vocal inhabitants of the region. My brother lives there, and I assure you that he is no liberal crackmonkey, so it’s the general attitude of the area that is being poked fun at, not the individuals who may not meet those criteria. Those who are not “libtards” in CA are laughing right along with the rest of us. It’s only those who resemble those remarks who are offended by them. And BD’s joke (copied, with attribution, from another site, because it was actually funny) is correct in its simplicity, since all good jokes are simple. Who would laugh at a complicated joke? Maybe someone dumb enough to vote for Klinton? Twice?

    When I was in Iraq, there was one guy I knew who was a lefty. He got busted taking and selling steroids, then ratted out everyone in his unit who he thought might also be participating in this illegal activity to try to cover himself. Since he was a fobbit (“one who stays on the Forward Operating Base, or FOB, and does not venture out into the actual war”), he was safe enough to be able to keep his liberal whining up over there. Those of us who did leave the wire and interacted with the locals in many ways (I spoke with mayors and governors and generals and ate dinner in the homes of simple citizens) discovered how much we really did for the inhabitants, and how much we were respected by the majority of the people, the exceptions being rather the violent and vocal minority there as they are (democrazis) here.

    P.S. BD: 1VB? – Skor :-)

  14. Big Dog says:

    Randy, you fail to see that I made no mention of the particular person and only discussed what is undoubtedly the overwhelming attitude from that area. It is a shame the guy died but it happens.

    As for your brother, he is free to think what he wants no matter how wrong he happens to be.

  15. Big Dog says:

    Chris:
    Not me….

    different guy…

  16. Randy says:

    Right, I get it now. Liberals are stupid and Conservatives are smart. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

    It must be nice living in such a simple world.

  17. Randy says:

    Anyone who says all Conservatives “this and that” is an idiot.

    Anyone who says all Liberals “this and that” is an idiot.

    The world consists of more people than “leftys”, and “rightys”. I am now dismissing you all. Sorry for thinking there might be some honest debate here.

  18. Robert says:

    Damn it, I hate to be dismissed…. ok time to go to starbucks and discuss how GWB has got Bhutto killed…..or was it Rove? damn I’m so confused….

    There are moderates on both sides Randy, it’s the far left nutbaskets I have a problem with.
    And if you think I am a FAR right person, I think you are making a false accusation, I am Far right on some issues but others I am rather moderate.

  19. Chris says:

    I’m actually a Libertarian, but between the 99% corrupt, incompetent, and dishonest lefties and the 80% corrupt, incompetent, and dishonest righties, I’ll take the righties (plus, I am a big opponent of gun control or anything else that quashes our rights; yes, including the Patriot Act…). It’s the screaming idiotic minority, as I said earlier, who are so ridiculous as to be humorous.

  20. Chris says:

    BD: Too bad, thought I might have known you from somewhere else. Same nick, a SGM at Ft. Lewis now I think. :-)

  21. Big Dog says:

    You still might know me, who knows? It is a small world.

    Liberals are not stupid, just misguided…

  22. Robert says:

    Chris, I suppose you support Ron Paul too…. Oh well can’t be all that bright then. JK.

    Yeah lets abandon the patriot act, as soon as you can point to one NON-Muslim Radical, NOT Guilty individual that has been tried convicted and sentenced because of that little piece of legislation.

    You guys are so full of crap it is amusing. The reason we have the Patriot act is because of OUR PC society, if it wasn’t for that, the act would be called Radical Muslim’s with intent to kill us elimination act….but Those like you are so short sided they can’t see the forest for the trees.

  23. “That is the whole problem with blogs such as this.”

    And you are here why?

  24. Virginia says:

    Thanks Bigdog, once again you made my day. You are correct, what you said , if it happened in Texas, is true. Yeehaa!! Love that state.
    Love u 2 Bigdog.