The Problem is; It is so True!

A friend of mine at work emailed me a few items that are meant to be a joke. I have to admit that they are very funny. Perhaps the thing that makes them hysterical is that they are closer to the truth than one might actually think. Below are all three items he sent. They are something like a thought for the day, but I’ll give you three days worth.

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse. You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal”, “Thou shalt not commit adultery”, and “Thou shalt not bear false
witness” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!!!

The Cow thing is probably the most efficient thing the government has done. If they could keep track of our money this well they would not have to keep putting their hands in our pockets. Maybe the cows are terrorists. They belong to Al-Cowda. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Thanks TM for this great eye-opener!



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