The long awaited presidential debates start tonight with the first of three.
(Boxing intro Music) Leeettttssss get readddyyyy to rummmmmbllleeeeee
In this corner weighing in at a ton of BS, wearing the orange make up and botox facial expressions, the challenger, Johnnnnnn F for flip-flopper Kerrrryyyyyy
And in this corner the undisputed, except in Florida by the crybaby media and supposedly disenfranchised din-a-lings, weighing in at 10 tons of pride, in the red, white and blue , patriotic trunks, Geoorrrge, the terrorist annihilating, regime changing, you?d better not mess with the ole? U.S. W for win Buusshhhhhhh.
Roar from the crowd?..
And now a predicted debate moment: