A Peek into the Future For Xiden’s Speech
Jan 19, 2021 Political, Satire
I borrowed Doc Brown’s DeLorean and took a trip into the future to see what Xiden would say so you don’t have to listen (seriously, I would rather lick the pole in a strip join in the seedy part of town and doorknobs in Wuhan than listen to Xiden).
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
I state your name, do hereby promise to you know, the thing.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am Joseph Robinette, hee hee, that sounds like a small bird I love birds, they fly, ever wish you could fly? Um, Biden and I am happy to become the 46th Chairman of the People’s Republik of America, oh, um the United States, wait for applause. After four years of Donald Trump and his low unemployment and booming economy I want to assure you that I intend to change all of that. We cannot have Americans holding jobs that rightfully belong to illegal immigrants who are heading here right now. Wait for applause.
I look out and see the vast empty space with no people there and it reminds me of the campaign where I could not draw flies. But me and Barack, he is one of the clean, articulate black guys, you know, we had the best most organized election fraud plan in place so I knew I would win. I mean, I am demented and most days sit around staring at my belly button, hee hee. Ever notice how paintings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons? They wouldn’t have had them if they were not born. I like the paintings of Eve, I imagine what smelling her hair would be like. Oh, Barack, he did OK listening to me. I gained a lot of experience handling those people when I told Corn Pop he better watch it or I would rub my hairy legs on him. I remember it because my dad took me to the pool where Corn Pop was and I saw two black men kissing and I asked him what that was about and he told me, Joey, they are in love.
Now I was a boy from Scranton, yo Scranton in the house, wait for applause, and I can tell you we didn’t see two black men kissing each other up there. We only had them tending our gardens and cleaning our cars. In fact, I didn’t see any white guys, or for that matter any guys kissing because when I was 15 it was 1957 and no matter how gay you were you didn’t show it. I only said that so you would think I was worthy of your vote. I mean, I picked a black chick, I mean, broad, I mean woman, is that OK Nancy, where’s Nancy Pelosi, stand up Nancy, God love ya what am I talking about it’s 1 pm Nancy is too drunk to stand. So I picked Kamala because she has the name of a big wrestler and liked watching him when I was in the Senate. I imagined body slamming Corn Pop that way but now I wouldn’t mind smashing her. She is into that. I told her she had pretty lips but she said too late, I already have the job.
So Trump messed up everything by beating Hillary. Hey Hill, too bad they didn’t cheat for you like this. But Joey B, the Big Guy, is here to mop up after Orange Man Bad. So we tried to kill that guy off. I mean have you ever seen such a resilient guy? We accused him of colluding with Russia and spent millions of YOUR dollars to investigate the thing we all knew was a lie just to get a report from that demented fool Mueller, we are in the same adult day care group, saying there was no collusion. I mean what did we pay him for? Then they impeached Trump and that didn’t work. No matter what this guy kept working for the people and making their lives better with tax cuts and more take home pay and a better quality of life. We Democrats could not stand for that! Wait for applause.
So I am here to tell you, look at all those soldiers. Man there are a lot of them. I have not seen that many at a swearing in since the last despot rigged an election and needed the military to protect him. Are these guys vetted? Do we know if they are loyal to the Chairman? Where is the Chairman, oh that’s me, what was I thinking? Can I mumble dogface to the banana patch? What dog faced pony soldier put that in there?
These soldiers, are they on the up and up? There are a lot of white ones there and that scares me. There are only a few soldiers of color or female ones. What am I saying, I mean there is not representation from the 50 different sexes we invented to demonstrate our mental illness. But those fellows have guns. Are they loaded? They look like assault weapons. You don’t need them. You soldiers listen, just get a shotgun and if there is a problem fire two blasts, that will scare them. Just give us a warning, after last week many Democrats from Congress are jumpy. They do not want to piss, I mean urinate in their pants again. They should wear Depends like me. The urine smell is not so bad once you get used to it. If you wear Ben Gay no one really notices the urine smell.
So I will be working to overturn all that Donald Trump did to make America great again, oh God, I mean to rile up his base. Good thing I got 80 million votes. Remember, nothing suspicious about that, wait for applause.
Look at all those fences around this place. It kind of feels like we are incarcerated. Funny how that looks appropriate.
So here is the thing, I have to start having little boys come in to the White House. The Pope will send me some. I like to touch them and have them sit on my lap. Then I tell them to pretend they are riding a horse.
Anyone who thinks I did not win is full of, I mean, come on man.
I am from Scranton and my first wife and little baby died and I lied about the guy who hit the car to gain politically. But no worries, I have been in office for 47 years and I did nothing but you can take my word, when I tell you something I mean it, I will change things now and erase the success of Trump.
One last thing. If you think I am donating my salary you are more demented than I am. God bless the Democrats, Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, Premier Xi, the Dominion folks and the cheaters in all the battleground states. Without your illegal efforts I would not be here today.
And if you are wondering why I did not mention Covid it is because it has served its purpose. Now things will open and we will get back to normal. Thanks to the Wuhan Folks, my Wu Crew, for putting that together.
Now it is four hours past my lid time so that’s a wrap. Wait for applause.
END TRANSCRIPT
Well folks there you have it, my look into the future and a transcript of Chairman Xiden’s speech.
You have four years of this fool or the tool he has with him. Good luck with that…
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Random Thoughts for 17 January 2021
Jan 17, 2021 Commentary, Political
Lost in all the bed wetting over the mayhem on 6 January was this interesting item out of Louisiana, “Amite City Councilman Emanuel Zanders had been arrested Monday and charged with eight counts of election fraud.” Zanders is a Democrat who committed fraud in the election, you know, the fraud the left tells you does not exist or is not enough to change things. Fraud is a crime and at least this person is being charged. Now, if guilty, Zanders MUST spend the maximum time in jail. If we start punishing to the maximum extent of the law people will top cheating.
Except politicians, they benefit from it and are never held accountable.
If Mitch McConnell thinks that some fraud in the election is acceptable then he is obligated to tell us in definite terms how much fraud is actually acceptable. Then, that amount must be codified by each state in its system of laws. This will help citizens accused of a crime where fraud is an element. If they did not reach the level defined by McConnell and codified in the states then they did not commit a crime. Insurance fraud, bank fraud, any fraud you are involved in is OK so long as it does not exceed the level defined by Moscow Mitch. If the people who run elections are shielded from prosecution by an acceptable level of fraud then the citizens who pay them should have that same protection.
There is a law that says you must answer questions from Congress truthfully. I saw that referenced in the document dump on the Russian collusion delusion. The witness, not under oath, was told that the law requires anyone who is asked questions by Congress to answer truthfully. Seems to me we need a law that says Congress critters are required to answer anything truthfully. It would be a great source of entertainment watching members of Congress talk if a liar’s pants actually caught on fire. I will settle for a shock collar based on lie detector technology that zaps the crap out of them when they lie. That would be a great source of entertainment.
The brother of the guy in charge of the Antifa provocateurs at the Capitol stated he has reported to the FBI that about 226 members of Antifa were involved in the mostly peaceful; protest that took place on 6 January. He is reportedly helping identify the people involved. His brother, Black Lives Matter and Antifa activist John Sullivan, has ben arrested for his part in the mayhem. Sullivan and others encouraged violence and indicated “we did it” when the melee took place. In logic if I can show one part of your argument is wrong then it is all wrong. When the Marxist Media propaganda wing of the Democrat party and the Democrats in DC tell (lie to) you that Antifa was not involved, this negates the assertion and renders it illogical, wrong, null and void.
There are whisperings that Nancy Pelosi pushed a rush impeachment through to distract from the declassified document dumps that will take place until Trump leaves office. I am quite sure she does not want some of it getting out. Already we are seeing that Xiden and Obama knew what was going on in the Russian collusion delusion and that it was all politically motivated and based on lies. It is what we have said and suspected for years but now the proof is out. That does not seem to directly affect her except she based the first impeachment on these lies. I am sure she has plausible deniability. So if she is anxious to distract what is coming out that will harm her?
How else do you explain this?
Pelosi rushed through an impeachment without evidence and without due process. Now she has delayed sending it to the Senate because, they don’t have any evidence. Anyone who says this was not a purely knee-jerk reaction to a person based on hatred is delusional.
It seems to me that federal employees who admit to sabotaging the president and cheerfully call their work a coup are admitting to violating many laws and should be identified and taken down hard. But with a Democrat set to take over these things will be rewarded. If you know these people do not, under any circumstances, take matters into your own hands no matter how much you would like to. Call authorities and have them arrested.
A migrant caravan, read this as a caravan of people who want to enter our country illegally and be taken care of at taxpayer expense so Pelosi and the tech giants can have cheap labor and more voters of course, is heading to the US. Shouldn’t our government be stopping them in their tracks? Do we want them to bring Covid and other diseases with them? Are the same politicians who made millions of us lock down in our homes for our own safety (really to harm Trump and the country) going to allow these people to come here? Will we hand out masks, do Covid tests and put them at the front of the vaccine line? Welcome to a world where illegals do not fear the law because Democrats are weak and always put America last.
I think this is enough randomness for now. Enjoy your Sunday.
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
I Told You They Would Reopen If Trump Lost
Let me start off by saying I do not believe that Trump lost the election. I believe, and the evidence clearly supports, the fact that there was a lot of cheating going on to put Chairman Xiden in office. They cheated to get rid of Trump. He was ruining the good ole boy system.
But Xiden has been declared the winner and absent Divine intervention he will be sworn in to the detriment of this once great nation.
Last summer I told people that if Trump lost the election we would stop hearing about the Corona virus the next day. My friends did point out that Trump would still be President so it would have to wait until inauguration. They were right and while I was being tongue in cheek about the timing I was deadly serious about the fact, Corona will be an afterthought.
I further stated that Democrat and RINO run states, the ones that imposed the lockdown measures that were described as flattening the curb were really doing it to damage the economy, cause death and then use all that to blame Trump. That all played out just like that. The governors, for some inexplicable reason, put elderly people who had Covid in nursing homes and infected a bunch of others. Forty percent of our deaths were from nursing homes. That is the way to drive up the death numbers and make it look like Trump is murdering people. Put Fauci in there telling a different lie each day and giving bad advice and you have a perfect way to blame Trump for the mistakes of the supposed experts.
Count every infection of any kind (even symptoms without a positive test) as Covid and you make it look like there are many more than there really are. Count deaths the same way and boom, you have a manufactured crisis. You know it is true. The Flu numbers are WAY down since last March. I wonder why…
Those who say the flu is down because more people are wearing masks are the same ones telling you the Covid numbers are spiking because people are not wearing masks…
Make no mistake. Covid is a dangerous virus to some parts of the population but the reaction was inappropriate and caused more harm than good.
AND THAT WAS THE PLAN.
I was scolded by friends and coworkers. How could I dare say that politicians on the left would allow people to die and the economy to tank just to beat Trump? I replied by asking, have you never paid attention? These people do not care about you. They only care about themselves, their families and their POWER. They are in office to get rich and to enrich their families by taking your money and using it to get other people to give them more money. Why else would someone raise millions of dollars to get a job that pays 175 thousand a year? Because they get rich and they crave power. They do not care if you live or die.
Oh, pish posh Big Dog, you are a conspiracy theory nut. So I said you mark my words, all these Democrats and RINOs who have locked down and lorded over people saying it must be done to save us will change their tunes if Trump loses.
So Xiden is declared the winner and next Wednesday they will play Hail to the Thief and Trump will move on to Florida (where I hope he consolidates the party and starts another). So what do my wondering eyes see in the news articles?
Andrew Cuomo of New York, the putz who, along with the mayor, destroyed New York City said this week that they can wait no longer that in order to save the state and avoid economic ruin they must reopen. First of all, a bit too late to avoid the problems. Rich people moved out and they are not coming back. Of course, Xiden will spend YOUR money to bail out these posers.
What changed? Oh, Xiden will take office next week. No, it can’t be the vaccines. Not enough have been manufactured, delivered or administered to give herd immunity or make it better. We would have been better off staying open and letting the people who are least affected get herd immunity. In any event, Cuomo wants to open BECAUSE TRUMP IS GONE, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
But Big Dog, that is one guy. He is a feckless putz. You can’t say you were right based on this yutz. OK.
Lori Lightfoot of Chicago just said it is time to reopen bars and restaurants for indoor service as quickly as possible. Again my friends, what changed? In fact, if we are to believe government we are in a spike, hospitals are overflowing, travel is dangerous and the world will end soon. I imagine this too will change now that Orange Man bad is gone.
Keep your eyes open for that woman in Michigan. What is her name, Whitmer or something (insignificant to me)? I bet before long she, who has been an absolute Nazi about his, will reopen, because, you know, Trump is gone. Larry Hogan, a RINO from Maryland who so desperately wants to be president some day will make sure he follows along. He has been moving in that direction but he turfed a lot of stuff to the counties so they take the heat (that right there is real leadership). Do not vote for him if he runs. You do not want him as the president.
So keep your eyes open. You know I am on to something and even those who were upset with me last summer knew then I was probably right but they did not want to believe their government, particularly the Democrats, could be so evil.
Remember boys and girls, don’t ever argue with the Big Dog. The Big Dog is always right.
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Wrap Up For 13 January 2021
Jan 13, 2021 Opinion, Political
The FBI received word that there will be armed protests at all 50 state capitals as well as in DC over this weekend. If you have not learned by now, especially after watching the set up at the Capitol building last week then there is probably no hope for you. For all others, DO NOT GO TO THESE EVENTS. The left is looking for any firearm related incident to infringe even further on Second Amendment rights. You can be sure this is by design. They need a major incident in order to impose laws and ban guns for YOUR safety. Just do not go. Stay home, don’t go anywhere near the capitals this weekend through inauguration day. Ignore that event as well. Do something else and do not give it any attention. Make the ratings low.
Speaking of FBI warnings. The FBI was made aware of possible trouble in DC on the 6th of January several weeks before the event took place. The New York Police Department got the same information and passed it along. The information indicated some bad actors were going to go to DC on the 6th to stir up trouble and cause mayhem. They notified the appropriate police agencies though there is NO indication they ever alerted the President or his security people. In any event, if this mayhem was planned weeks in advance then Trump’s speech could not have incited what took place. You can’t incite something that was planned before you spoke. Also, the bad actors were Antifa and other non Trump supporters. It is possible some of the patriots got sucked into that mess but for the most part those folks were let in and milled around. Glad to know the FBI has not broken the string of law enforcement knowing something beforehand and still failing to stop it.
Project Veritas did an undercover sting in Texas dealing with voter fraud in areas of ballot harvesting and illegally filling out ballots. A person that was interviewed explained what she was doing and indicated she knew she was breaking the law. Leftists always gloat, especially when breaking voter laws, because they figure they will not get in trouble. Texas AG Ken Paxton put out a press release that Raquel Rodriguez was arrested and has been charged with multiple election law violations. She faces up to 20 years in prison. Good. Now we need to find thousands more like her and make sure they get the maximum sentence.
AOC stated that she was very scared when the Antifa miscreants broke into the Capitol. She was in fear for her life. While I do not condone what those people did (they are her friends, these Antifa folks) I do take pleasure in knowing she was scared to death for a couple of reasons. First, in the summer when the BLM/Antifa types were rioting in DC they almost breached White House property and the President was taken to the bunker by the Secret Service. He has no say in the matter as he has to listen to what they say when it comes to his safety. The left wing loonies laughed at him and some called him a coward. Well, now none of them can say anything because they were all in fear for their lives. Second, it is about time the politicians feared the people. They work for us and we are their bosses. It is appropriate that they fear us. They should have thoughts in the back of their heads that if they ever screw up badly enough and people have had enough of the BS then they might be in danger. Once again, for all those in the cancel culture, I am not calling for that and I do not want to see it happen BUT we were founded on such an act when government ignored us.
The New York Times of all things indicated that the timeline for the mayhem on the 6th and the President’s speech do not line up for him to have incited the actions, the charge made as Democrats work to impeach him. The NYT says the violence started 20 minutes before Trump’s speech ended and it takes 30-45 minutes to walk from where he was to the Capitol (a mile and a half with huge crowds). The bad actors either went directly there or left the speech not long after it started. I also reported the FBI said the mayhem was planned in advance so Trump did not incite it. But Democrats will still impeach. Be nice if the Republicans took the House in 2022 (with the way democrats cheat in elections, as demonstrated in November, I have doubts Republicans will ever win again) and impeached every Democrat Congress critter who supported any kind of violence, including Senator Harris. Impeach Chairman Xiden for his China and Ukraine deals and boom, the Speaker of the House, a Republican, becomes president. Right now Nancy Pelosi should be arrested for plotting a military coup. Be great to see trump have her hauled off in handcuffs.
Amazon was the first company to jump right up and tell Chairman Xiden they would support his push for a $15 minimum wage. Amazon already pays that much money to its workers. It is an over a trillion dollar company so it can afford to do so. Amazon is willing to help because a $15 minimum wage will put many smaller companies out of business leaving a bigger market for Amazon. Bezos’ motivation is not the good of the people, it is the good of Amazon. It matters not that many people will be put out of work or have their hours cut (has happened in every liberal city that has tried it) as long as Amazon prevails. Nice guy, eh? Don’t forget to cancel your Amazon Prime and Amazon account. They cannot be trusted to keep their word, ask Parler.
When Chairman Xiden said we had dark days ahead he was right. Anytime Democrats are in charge there are dark days. Now that they are working for full blown socialism we will have some tough times BUT we win and they lose in the end. Be strong, do not donate to them and make sure you take care of each other (let the liberals wither on the vine).
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Tags: fear, impeachment, trump
Random Thoughts For 12 January 2021
Jan 12, 2021 General, Law Enforcement, Tyranny
Congresswoman Liz Cheney accused Donald Trump of inciting violence and causing an insurrection. She stated she will vote to impeach him. I guess Cheney has looked in the mirror and mistaken herself for a liberal totalitarian. Trump made a speech. He called for peaceful protests. He did not in any way call for violence. But Cheney is still upset because people invaded the Capitol. The Antifa agitators were the ones damaging things and looking to harm people. The patriots who entered (many of whom were let in) did not damage anything and did not harm anyone. You can tell the Antifa types because they had gas masks with them. Cheney does not like that she was scared so badly she had to hide somewhere and she probably wet her pants. Trump did nothing wrong and the fact you people will impeach without due process shows just how corrupt Congress is.
Mitch McConnell expressed is opinion that Trump committed an impeachable offense and he is glad the House is bringing up the articles. According to the Turtle, he thinks impeaching Trump will rid the Republican party of him and his brand. He thinks once this is a fait accompli, the people who followed the president will fall back in line and be good little compliant Republicans. He has no clue whatsoever. I support President Trump (and will never, ever support Xiden) and if he lost in a fair election then shake hands and move on. But this election was stolen, there was massive fraud and the numbers were enough to make a difference in the margin of error. These are undeniable despite the false stories painted by the left and the RINO wing of their party. I think it is time we had a new party and would be more than happy to join in. The Constitution party sounds good. I already changed my voter registration from Republican to unaffiliated so I could go for a real party. One thing is certain, I will NOT fall in line with the spineless party of McConnell.
I have been telling people since November when many Republicans turned a blind eye to the fraudulent election that Republicans would send emails listing all the horrible things Democrats will do and how we need to send money to help them fight AHHHHHHHHHH. Well, I got one today from Kevin McCarthy. He is begging for money for the take back the House effort. It almost seems to me these parties switch from minority to majority on a regular basis so they can all get rich begging suckers for money. I wrote a nice long letter to ole Kevin explaining why they will never get another cent from me. I doubt he will read it.
If you wondered what was in store for us with the Democrats set to be in control of government you did not have to wait until they took control. Cancel culture is in full swing. Most social media platforms have removed President Trump from their sites and they also purged tens of thousands of conservatives who committed the crime of, well, being conservative. Most headed over to conservative site Parler and established accounts and then the hosting service for Parler, none other than Amazon Web Services, took Parler down. Parler has had lawyers stop representing them and hosting services change their minds and decide they can’t be hosted. Apple removed the Parler App and is playing a part in the cancel culture pile on. The PGA (shame on you) removed a major tournament (the 2022 PGA Championship) from one of Trump’s properties. Trump’s organization will take the PGA to court because the course spent a lot of money to make sure it was ready. I hope at the least the PGA has to reimburse. There are many other things that have happened that appear to be out of Orwell’s 1984. Suffice it to say that the left is not content with winning (or cheating to a win) they are now trying to destroy Trump. These things have a way of working out and I hope it ends up costing all of them. I would like to see Trump declassify all the dirty little secrets of DC and spread them all over on his way out. Perhaps them banning him is to keep him from publishing. Many of us have websites and will publish it.
What can we do? Close social media accounts. No Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat or any of the other ones. Just get rid of them. If you have Amazon, cancel it. You can order directly from most companies and many smaller companies could use the business. If you play golf do not purchase PGA logo items and do not donate to their programs. Do not watch the 2022 PGA Championship on TV. Let the ratings go in the dumper. If you do business with any financial institutions that are unfriendly to conservatives or have targeted the President then switch. Also, do not donate to the Republican Party. Consider jailbreaking your Apple device. Do not purchase apps in the app store and cancel Apple music (and other services).
Looks like we are in for a bumpy ride. People who think know that it was paid agitators who stormed the Capitol and did the damage (with an assist from the Capitol Police). The patriots did no damage and did not hurt anyone. But the way Democrats are acting one has to ask how long it will be before there is an all out assault on that place. I do not favor that and am not calling for it (I have to put this because idiots like Cheney and McConnell will swear I incited something), but you can only push people so far. It is almost like they are piling on to see if they can provoke a response. I can promise them they do not want a response. Funny thing, they all keep saying violence is not the answer and this is not what we do in America. Our Founders had grievances with the government and tried over a long period of time to get them addressed peacefully. Their pleas fell on deaf ears and they were subject to more tyranny (sound familiar). They then took action. So please do not tell me this is not who we are. We Declared in a document that it was our duty to cast off such government and start new.
We would normally accomplish that at the ballot box. We have been told for years, don’t like it then vote for change. It would appear that our vote no longer counts (and maybe it never did which is why they keep getting reelected) and the elections are a fraud so what is left?
I think they better get their acts together or they might wish they had. I hope I am wrong. BTW, to the Chiefs of Staff, your oath is to the Constitution so remember that.
#FAFO
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Cave canem!
Never surrender, never submit.
Tags: cancel culture, FAFO, trump