Big Dog Spanks Michael Vick
Aug 24, 2007 Uncategorized
I received this via email and it was too much to pass up. The email, with the same title as this post, contained this picture:
If you want to order this shirt, go here.
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Caption Fun
Jul 19, 2007 Uncategorized
Please add a caption for this photo. I will start us off:
“I thought it was going to be a lap dance from a hooker. Who let Hillary in here?”
or
“Don’t try that come to poppa crap with me Bill. My name isn’t Monica”
Please have fun…
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9/11 Conspiracy Theory, Now This is Funny
May 29, 2007 Political
I found this at House of Eratosthenes. Morgan Freeberg found it at Flopping Aces. No matter where it originated it is just too funny to pass up. I believe this is how Rosie and all the others became convinced.
Hell, Rosie has changed her tune on this. First she said that both towers and building 7 were imploded and recently she said the towers were knocked down by planes (the same towers where steel would not melt) but that 7 was imploded by our evil government. We can get into that later but this comedy video explains more than meets the eye…
The Liberal Daughter
Apr 26, 2007 Uncategorized
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?” She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”
Her wise father asked his daughter, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.” The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That wouldn’t be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, ” Welcome to the Republican party.”
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More Monday Humor
Apr 2, 2007 Uncategorized
This from Mrs. Dog:
Jim & Edna
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you’re being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”
“How soon can I go home?”
My friend GM Roper will appreciate this!
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