From Kool-Aid To Cookies, Obama’s Magic Touch
Nov 28, 2008 Political
The Obama Kool-Aid is a potent concoction so strong that about 53% of the country tasted it and sold their souls to the devil in order to follow him down the path of destruction. Barack Obama is a smooth talker who could charm the rattles off a snake but he is inexperienced and his paper thin resume coupled with his Socialist desires spells trouble for the greatest country on Earth. His mantra of Change has been debunked as a myth by the old Clinton retreads he selected for his administration and he will soon break one promise after another. The left will not be happy with him (the right never was) and that is just fine. We need the total chaos of complete Democratic control to wake people up. Add the Socialism and those people will soon realize they are awakening from a nightmare.
Obama is ready to apply change to tackle the economy and he tells us to have no fear because “Help is on the way”. Ronald Reagan once said “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
So we should all be terrified because Obama is from the government and he is here to help, or so he says. Obama will hit the ground running when he takes office but his ideas on the economy are not new and they will not bring about any kind of rapid recovery. We are in for some dark and dismal days before things get better (and to be fair that would be true no matter who is president). The reality is, Obama brings with him ideas that have been tried unsuccessfully in the past. He will take us back to the days of Carter and double digit inflation. The selection of people who have been around the block more times than the Good Humor man shows us that he is looking to the past for solutions and that is not the “change we need.”
However, there is good economic news for at least one company because of Obama. A cafe in Iowa has been swamped for orders of cookies that Obama said he likes. Evidently, the Obama camp visited Baby Boomers Cafe in Des Moines and it was recently discovered that he (and his kids) like a certain cookie. It is now the Obama Cookie and people are ordering them by the dozens. It seems that the Kool-Aid magic extends to these cookies because they, like Obama, can cure the world. According to co-owner Rodney Maxfield:
“I think everybody just … thought, ‘Oh, great cookie, great president—the world is a happy place. Barack’s going to fix all the problems and if I have a bite of this cookie it’s going to make me feel good.’” Breitbart
The Jim Jones complex is evident. “Everyone just take a bite and you will feel better.” Don’t worry The Messiah and the cookie will make you feel good. There is nothing better than a cookie with a Kool-Aid chaser.
There is no word if the cookie has half white chocolate and half dark chocolate chips…
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Requesting Help For A Friend
Oct 4, 2008 General
My friend Kender has been on dialysis since he was a child. He has spend countless hours at dialysis centers and as a result he has missed much of the things those with normal kidney function take for granted. Kender was able to get a home dialysis machine and gained greater control over his life. He is involved in politics, the community, and he is writing a book.
Kender must take caution in how much he is compensated for any work he does because his medical benefits will be greatly reduced or stopped if he exceeds some arbitrary limit set by the government. Therefore, he lives on limited funds.
Recently Kender lost his place of residence and is working on getting another. In order to keep his independence he must have a place to live and transportation which he also lost as a result of his recent setback. I am asking that if you have a few dollars to spare, please consider making a donation via Pay Pal. If you do not have Pay Pal but would like to make a donation please send me a note via my contact form and we can work out a way for you to help. I know we can make a difference with small donations. Look what it has done for Obama.
Kender’s site is here and there is a Pay Pal button in the left sidebar. I have also put up a button and 100% of all donations will be sent to him.
I know times are tough and the government just spent 700 billion dollars of our money but if you can help it would be greatly appreciated. He has a great group of friends who are working to help him out. We have been partly successful and I think we can get him back on his feet but we sure could use your help.
Thanks and God Bless
Let’s Help Japan
Apr 9, 2008 Satire
Japan is facing a crisis as its population ages and fewer people are of working age. There are plenty of job openings because there are fewer and fewer people left to take them and it is so bad that Japan is working on producing robots that will fill those jobs. The Japanese hope to fill 3.5 million jobs by the year 2025.
We here in the United States have a problem with ILLEGAL aliens, mostly Mexicans, coming to America and taking jobs. The common mantra is that they take jobs Americans will not do but in reality they are taking jobs that Americans will not do at the wages paid. If the ILLEGALS were not here the market would demand that employers pay higher wages to entice people to do the work.
Why don’t we ship Japan all the help they need? We can send plane loads of Mexicans to Japan where they can get work visas to fill the jobs being vacated by the elderly. This would help us get rid of the ILLEGALS and it will help Japan fill its vacant jobs. It is a win win situation and it has to cost a lot less than building robots. Besides, if there are no workers in Japan, who will fix any robots that break?
I believe that we can help this country and the country of Japan by sending them people who will do the work that the elderly Japanese can’t…
Source:
al Reuters
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