Support Your Local Sperm Bank

We’re Pulling for You

Today Xytex International, a sperm bank, rolled out its ironically named Stimulus Package by offering a discount on sperm for those who want to have children but are having problems conceiving and who can’t otherwise afford the services of a sperm bank.

Xytex is offering up to $200 off a vial of sperm for those who want a discount kid. I would like to know how a person who can’t afford the normal prices of $385 – $585 can afford to have a child in the first place. It costs more than that in the first few months of the kid’s life and the cost only goes up from there.

And how do they determine the price of the stuff? I mean, what makes one person’s the $385 stuff and another’s the $585 stuff? How depressing would that be to find out your stuff was not top shelf, so to speak…

Then again, Liberal $385, Conservative $585…

Anyway, if you are of a mind to get pregnant and need some sperm, Xytex is there for you. But before you go and do this I only have one word for you:

Octumom…

Source:
Breitbart

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4 Responses to “Support Your Local Sperm Bank”

  1. kim spinney says:

    It’s hard to believe this piece of [Redacted] president is still pushing his marists policies and people are letting this piece of crap get away with it. Revolution is coming, for sure

  2. OzoneTX says:

    “Top shelf”. I don’t think I will ever say those words again with a straight face.