Official Big Dog Press Release re: John Kerry


Recently Senator John Kerry took Mr. Rush Limbaugh to task for what the Senator describes as a right wing attempt to score cheap political points. This stemmed from remarks Mr. Limbaugh made on his radio program with regard to Democrats and support for Israel.

Senator Kerry indicated that it was not right to use the situation in the Middle East for political gain. However, he failed to apply that to Charlie Rangel, Howard Dean and other Democrats who have used the current situation for political gain as demonstrated by his silence on widely publicized statements critical of the Bush Administration.

Senator Kerry seems to have been for the cheap political points before he was against the cheap political points and now, in a feat of flip-flopping mastery, Senator Kerry is now for the cheap political points. His most recent statement indicated:

“If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened,” said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John’s bar and grill in Detroit’s Cass Corridor.

Bush has been so concentrated on the war in Iraq that other Middle East tension arose as a result, he said.

“The president has been so absent on diplomacy when it comes to issues affecting the Middle East,” Kerry said. “We’re going to have a lot of ground to make up (in 2008) because of it.”

This press release is to condemn the actions of Senator John Kerry for flip-flop-flipping on the issue at hand and for applying double standards in the political arena. Senator Kerry is hereby censured by the Big Dog for his over zealous approach to Mr. Limbaugh while ignoring the acts of others and then for engaging in the specific act he said did not need to be employed. Senator Kerry is also hereby admonished for having the nerve, the audacity, the unmitigated gall, to speak from a place named Honest John’s. The name of the bar does not, in any way, shape or form, fit the character of this opportunistic political hack.

Big Dog further reminds the Senator that it is grammatically correct to say “If I WERE President” and that since he did not get elected we will never know if this would have happened but one thing is for sure. The UN that he wanted to get a permission slip from for everything we would do was impotent in this situation. Yes, Senator Kerry is reminded by the Big Dog that the UN had a presence on the Israel/Lebanon border for years and they did nothing to make the situation better and managed to get one of their guys shot in the back by Hezbollah.

It is further asserted that Senator Kerry is a boob and he is not fit to serve in the Senate or any other office in our government. Senator Kerry is only qualified to serve in the North Vietnamese government so he needs to run for office there.

This has been a press release from the Big Dog censuring Senator John Kerry for being an idiot and flip-flop master on the subject of cheap political points.


By order of the Big Dog


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