No Drunk Kennedys

Donkey Cons informs us that no drunk Kennedys have been found around Capitol Hill this weekend. There are plenty of pictures of the people looking for drunk Kennedys.

I can only offer this bit of help. They are looking in the wrong place. Congress is in recess for the 7 day holiday weekend so the Kennedys are drunk at home.

My advice to people in their states is to stay off the roads (and sidewalks) and do not, under any circumstances, accept a ride from a Kennedy.

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