New Idea To Convert Vegetarians
by Big Dog on Oct 21, 2005 at 11:46 Political
I have an idea that might allow those who will not eat meat because it hurts animals. You know the type, they have pictures of dogs with fish hooks in their mouths asking why you would do that to a fish and not to your dog. Well how about we perform partial birth abortions on cows? We can wait until they are ready to deliver then stick a probe up there, cut the base of the skull, suck out its brains and then deliver it, slaughter it and cook it up. This would solve the problem of hurting poor animals and causing pain just so we selfish humans can eat.
We could expand this to other food animals and revive the meat industry while protecting the poor little creatures from pain. We have often heard the animal rights folks complain about hurting poor little creatures and how we should treat them like humans. Well, here is the chance. After all, those same folks have no problem with sucking a human baby’s brains out and killing it. It is reported by them not to be painful (though I personally disagree).
If it is good enough for humans then it is certainly good enough for animals. Fire up the grills America, we will have those vegetarians eating meat in no time.
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There’s a practical problem with this, in that fetal cows wouldn’t provide enough meat.
I do have to say this. In general, with the exception of a few bad actors, animals get treated better and live better lives in captivity. Walter Williams once made the point that cows survived while buffalo neared extinction because it was privately owned.