NBRA Declares End To White Guilt

The National Black Republican Association has issued a Declaration ending white guilt for the things done to blacks in the past:

White Guilt Emancipation Declaration

We, black American citizens of the United States of America and of the National Black Republican Association, do hereby declare that our fellow white American citizens are now, henceforth and forever more free of White Guilt.

This freedom from White Guilt was duly earned by the election of Barack Hussein Obama, a black man, to be our president by a majority of white Americans based solely on the color of his skin.

Freedom is not free, and we trust that the price paid for this freedom from White Guilt is worth the sacrifice, since Obama is a socialist who does not share the values of average Americans and will use the office of the presidency to turn America into a failed socialist nation.

Granted this November 4, 2008 – the day Barack Hussein Obama was elected as the first black president and the first socialist president of the United States of America.

This makes it official and we white folks don’t have to worry about any guilt associated with what happened more than a century ago. I have never had white guilt because I have never owned anyone and I have never stood in the way of anyone, regardless of color but it is nice to have the proclamation so that we can finally get rid of the race hustlers like Sharpton and Jackson. We will have race hustler Obama for at least 4 years but his election ended the bondage whites were held in.

From now on, no one will be able to use race as an excuse. Get over it and move on.

I add this Declaration to the Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon given by Walter E Williams and I am all set to live the rest of my life unencumbered by accusations of racism and other such nonsense.

The November 4th election freed the white man, finally. Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, I’m free at last.

Big Dog

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5 Responses to “NBRA Declares End To White Guilt”

  1. MsWA says:

    I feel freer already.

  2. Robert says:

    Holy Crap that’s a BIG weight lifted off my shoulders.. I never knew I could be as free as this…
    Thank you NBRA.

    BTW this is SOOOO Stolen!

  3. victoria says:

    Wait a minute—those of us who voted against BO may not be allowed this proclamation. Oh dear…I feel so guilty. (not)

  4. Big Dog says:

    The NBRA is an inclusive group and they opposed Obama….

  5. Whew … that IS a relief.

    Now, what are we going to do about the women that we made cook our meals and do our laundry before allowing them the freedom to express themselves and vote? We can’t even manage to let the womenfolk become Vice President in this country!

    And how about all those gay people we would not let out of the closet for so many years? When will we have the President and first man in the white house?

    Alas, it seems we have a whole lot more electin’ to do!