Mmmmmmm- Organic Sludge

Michelle Barama decided to plant an “organic” garden on the grounds of the White House, ostensibly to use as both food, and as a teaching tool. She has planted several types of veggies- tomatoes, arugula (a type of faux lettuce- like green leafy substance common people cannot afford), as well as some other veggies. Question- does she have her mother weed the garden? Does she do that herself, or does she have her kids? I would recommend the kids- younger backs and all.

Still, she has found trouble in the garden- or at least the Parks Service has. They have found where Bill Clinton has been spreading all his used speeches.

When First Lady Michelle Obama planted an organic vegetable garden on the White House lawn in March 2009, she hoped to both set an example of healthy eating and to grow tasty edibles for her daughters and husband. But Michelle’s organic dream has been dashed by a nasty toxic legacy lurking in the soils of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. It turns out that a previous Presidential gardening team had used sewage sludge for fertilizer. 

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Yes, and probably Hussein has been piling on also, thinking that his speeches don’t stink. Well, I know I would hesitate to eat anything out of that garden- you can’t scrape all of that stuff off- have you ever tried to clean a shoe after stepping into a Barama speech? Just throw it away, that’s what I do. Of course, when possible, I try to avoid the whole pile altogether, but it’s getting harder and harder, because the piles are getting higher.

The likely source of the toxic sludge that has ruined Michelle’s garden? The Clinton White House apparently used a sludge-based product to fertilize the lawn during the 1990s! Aside from casting a shadow on the first White House vegetable garden since Eleanor Roosevelt resided there, the sludge ensures that Michelle’s garden will never attain organic status. Organic certification processes strictly prohibit the use of sludge as a fertilizer substitute. 

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Man- I don’t blame the Parks service for being disgusted- I would be also, if someone had spread Democratic lies all over the White House lawn. I’m rather surprised that neither Barney, the former First Dog, nor Bo, the current Demo- cur, has been poisoned by their close exposure to the lies spread by the left in the WH.

The White House has sought to downplay the issue, and a number of experts have pointed out that 93 ppm of sludge in soil is somewhat normal for older urban locales. However, the EPA recommends not growing food in soil that has 100 ppm. Several major food producers, including H.J. Heinz and Del Monte, won’t accept produce grown in sludge. That’s despite decades of U.S. government efforts to encourage farmers to use solid sewage wastes in lieu of traditional fertilizer products.

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I don’t know if the White House grounds will ever be the same, after the toxic releases of both Clinton and Hussein all over the place- we should probably just go ahead, bite the bullet, and call in the EPA to designate this as a Superfund site.

Of course, for their safety, the Husseins should move out, along with all their relatives, both domestic and foreign, so we can ensure that this place can be safely and throughly cleaned of any liberal sludge. 

I understand that just a drop on your skin can make you vote for anything that doesn’t make sense.

And no one wants that.
Blake

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2 Responses to “Mmmmmmm- Organic Sludge”

  1. Blake says:

    This is another in the long line of half a$$ed ideas brought to you from the Hussein administration- at least the veggies could only possibly contaminate Sasha and Mahlia- not like what their father is doing to the rest of us.

  2. izzatso says:

    He issues a long and plaintive sigh… WHAT, dear God, will be next with these…er, people?