Michael Moore Would Be Better Off Buying It

I am no little guy since middle age decided that my perfect V shape should be upside down. But I figured it out and I could get away with a reasonable rate. You see, a hotel in Germany has decided to start charging guests by the pound to stay the night. Guests are not required to weigh in but if they don’t they pay the full rate without a discount.

Michael Moore would be better off just buying the hotel. A week’s stay for him would be about the same price.

Source: local6 news