Like A Surgeon Monday Morning Humor

This just in:

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says:
“I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds:
“Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says:
“No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in:
“You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the [rear end] are interchangeable.”

Big Dog Salute to: AC



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2 Responses to “Like A Surgeon Monday Morning Humor”

  1. Wayfarer says:

    Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny, right there.

    And staggeringly, depressingly, sadly all too true.

  2. Big Dog says:

    Thanks for the comment. You are absolutely right. I got it and had to put it up because, rgardless of party, they are all the same!