Members of the European Union want to alter the diets of cows to keep them from passing so much gas. This is an effort to curb global warming. This is a novel idea. How many others would figure to try and alter the way things nature are with no real indication that the outcome will be better (except for the weirdos who change their sex). I have an idea to help reduce the gas emissions from cows. We need to eat more of them!
Cows provide plenty of food. Each one provides hundreds of pounds of meat that can sustain life. We nee for the EU to start killing and packaging the cows so they can be sent over to the poor nations of Africa where folks die each day from malnutrition. There are plenty of starving people in the EU who would also benefit from having beef to eat. Instead of a gas passing law for cows, they can make a new law that states people have to eat beef 3 or 4 days a week and that Sunday must be a traditional meat and taters day for families.
Of course, we do have to make one more law. We have to outlaw being a vegetarian. Eating only plants increases the amount of gas an organism passes. Cows eat only vegetation and they are working to eliminate that problem but the only creature whose habits we have control over is man. It should be against the law to be a vegetarian and all people who are must be forced to covert and help eat the cows. The might not like it but it is the least they can do to help stop global warming.
Eat more cows and outlaw the vegetarian diet. This will help tremendously and much more so than trying to alter the diet of a cow. It is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It does not work and it irritates the pig…
Source:
Sun UK
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