I would cut off my foot before I would face my fellow officers after such an incident. These were Chihuahuas, not Rottweilers! You know, those little rodents that look and act like they are on speed half the time. You know, that little Taco Bell rodent. How could five of those little things bother a police officer, or anyone for that matter? You can just kick those little things into the next county.
I guess the dogs got all wild and excited when they smelled the donuts…