http://www.onebigdog.net/how-can-we-get-michael-moore-to-visit-peru/ "Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the Big Dog because the Big Dog is always right" Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:00:25 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.onebigdog.net/how-can-we-get-michael-moore-to-visit-peru/comment-page-1/#comment-143936 virginia Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:33:14 +0000 http://www.onebigdog.net/?p=8382#comment-143936 Pick him up when the leaves the hog pen, crate him up. Send him collect to Peru, marked Merry Christmas from the USA. Pick him up when the leaves the hog pen, crate him up. Send him collect to Peru, marked Merry Christmas from the USA.

]]> http://www.onebigdog.net/how-can-we-get-michael-moore-to-visit-peru/comment-page-1/#comment-143868 Blake Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:46:12 +0000 http://www.onebigdog.net/?p=8382#comment-143868 Just kidnap him, and trade him for coca leaves, then burn the leaves a la DEA- we could get a lot of leaves even if we traded weight for weight. Perhaps we could also book stars and Hollywood people on a "fat- losing" cruise, and this could be done in international waters, with a tanker standing by? We could start OFEC- the Organization of Fat Producing Countries, and sell to Estee Lauder and others- perhaps have someone like Kate Moss, or perhaps PETA as our spokespersons. Just kidnap him, and trade him for coca leaves, then burn the leaves a la DEA- we could get a lot of leaves even if we traded weight for weight.
Perhaps we could also book stars and Hollywood people on a “fat- losing” cruise, and this could be done in international waters, with a tanker standing by?
We could start OFEC- the Organization of Fat Producing Countries, and sell to Estee Lauder and others- perhaps have someone like Kate Moss, or perhaps PETA as our spokespersons.

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