Hillary Will Have to Shave Her Legs

Fashion designer Donatella Versace, a person who admires Hillary Clinton and hopes she will make it to the White House, has opined that Ms. Clinton needs to get rid of the pants and wear skirts and dresses instead. This is one of those things that makes you go blaaaeech. Versace wants Hillary to show her feminine side:

U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton should tap into her feminine side and wear dresses and skirts instead of trousers, fashion designer Donatella Versace was quoted as saying on Thursday.

“I can understand (trousers) are comfortable but she’s a woman and she is allowed to show that,” Versace told Germany’s weekly newspaper Die Zeit in an interview.

“She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics,” Versace said. al-Reuters

If Ms. Clinton had any feminine traits her husband would not have to cat around with all those other women. She is so masculine that the reason she would wear skirts to the knee is so that people would not see her testicles. I truly hope that she does not do this. I do not want to see her hairy tree trunk legs that stop 30 seconds after she does.

Versace might be a fashion designer but she knows nothing about humanity. I mean, didn’t Congress make rules regarding torture? They should certainly apply to those of us here as well.

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5 Responses to “Hillary Will Have to Shave Her Legs”

  1. GM says:



  2. Wild Bill says:

    You said “testicles”.


  3. Raven says:


    Oh my.

  4. I can go the rest of my life without seeing those legs.

  5. loboinok says:

    Big Dog,

    You should be ashamed of yourself, planting ugly and offensive imagery in people’s minds, like that.

    I should retaliate and suggest Helen Thomas in a mini-skirt… but i won’t.