George Michael Gives Bush A Blow Job?

George Michael, the singer who spends most of his time trolling around seedy parts of towns looking for unsavory homosexual men to have sex with, was in concert where he thrilled his audience by blowing up a huge George Bush balloon. When he went over to the balloon and unzipped its pants a bulldog draped in the UK Flag popped out, its head remained inside. The image of the UK performing oral sex on the US President was a crowd pleaser.

George Michael did not have to practice this event because he has unzipped many men’s pants. He is well aware of the image that was presented by the balloons and he could well have modeled for them. According to the article there were a few glitches in the performance but Michael just sucked it up and moved on, a tactic he is familiar with as well. I guess since he had a lot of people there he will not lose money, he won’t have to worry about taking it in the rear, though I doubt he worries about such things.

George Michael sucks, and I will reserve judgement on his other talents.

Source:
This is London



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2 Responses to “George Michael Gives Bush A Blow Job?”

  1. Adam says:

    I think that many usages of play of words misrepresents your talent with puns. It’s just way too easy to make jokes about this man. The backpacking boyscout joke, while incredibly offensive, is a much better example of your work. But I guess I should be proud that you made it through a post about oral sex without mentioning Bill Clinton. You could put together a greatest hits collection on Clinton and Kennedy puns alone. No, your puns usually crack me up a lot but you should be careful not to slack off in quality. Remember. Quality, not quantity.

  2. Big Dog says:

    Could not hit Clinton here. The story is about homosexual men. Clinton is a lot of things but he is not homosexual, his wife clams that distniction.