Full Time Make-Up Artist For Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama, radical liberal and racist, has become the first First Lady in history to put a make-up artist on full time for her traveling entourage. I imagine that any make-up job involving this woman would be a full time job. Klingons require a lot of work.

It would appear as if the big deal was made about Michelle’s falsies and the need for help in getting them straight. Seems that her eyelashes are marvelous but she needs help putting them on. She also needs the person with the trowel to apply the make-up and smooth the cracks.

And it is a guy. I am going to avoid the obvious reference.

The article says the Obamas are paying for this.

Or, did this make-up artist just happen to be heading to DC and decided he would bring all the supplies and do it for free?

Maybe he learned from the pizza guy.

Source:
NYP

Big Dog

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11 Responses to “Full Time Make-Up Artist For Michelle Obama”

  1. Come on Big Dog, her hubby is messing up enough stuff, must we make fun of her make-up challenges? OK… I guess it is funny! LOL!!!

  2. Jolene says:

    More of the “hollywood” crap from a typical liberal. If she hasn’t learned by now how to apply her make-up, she needs to be disowned from the girls club for sure. Yes, I’m a make-up snob.

  3. Blake says:

    I don’t know- I’m almost inclined to give her a pass here- she’s obviously having a hard enough time trying to figure out a social schedule, what with all the live concerts she arranges in the WH for her and the staff. Then add to that the grueling schedule she must maintain in hiring a tutor to show her how to act with national leaders(do NOT lay hands on the queen) and refine her social graces.
    At that rate, its no wonder that she has no time for her face, much less her children.
    So now they have done like the Washington advice suggests- “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” On Tuesday, the children will have a friend. I notice they had to fly this one in from out of state also. The Obamas seem to like to make their carbon footprint as large as possible. They must count on all the little people to counter that, since we won’t be able to drive, or heat our houses, but that’s OK- they have a dog flown from Texas.

  4. Carla says:

    After everything I have read this morning, this was a good laugh, now she needs someone to teach her how to stand up straight and walk in heels.

  5. Adam says:

    You say Klingon, I say hottie. We have the most smokin’ first lady ever probably. I say if that takes a full time staff to maintain then so be it.

    • Blake says:

      Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder- personally I liked Laura Bush- good looking and class to boot. I will wager that she was competent enough that she didn’t need a full time staff for makeup, but I could be wrong. In any event, this pales in importance to everything else that is happening today, it’s just another elitist indicator, that’s all.
      All hail King Barama and his Lady.

    • Big Dog says:

      Different strokes for different folks, eye of the beholder and all that.

  6. cdosrun says:

    I agree with Jolene.
    She is too old not to know how to apply her makeup.
    But I guess she needs all the help she can get.