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Congressional Genitals in the News

A former Republican Congressman was issued a citation for exposing his genitals to two women at a Florida beach resort. Joseph M. McDade who is 75 was charged with a crime that carries a $1000 fine and up to a year in jail.

In other news, Congressman Keith Ellison of Minnesota demonstrated that he has no genitals when he called the police on Congressman Tom Tancredo for smoking a cigar in his office. While I do not agree with the rules, members of Congress are allowed to smoke in their offices. To me, that rule is another example of how they make rules that apply to everyone else but them. No other Federal employees are allowed to smoke in their offices. Regardless, this is allowed so there should be no problem with it.

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That is until Keith Ellison, who occupies an office next to Tancredo, decided he did not like the smell of the cigar smoke. Instead of being a man and walking next door or picking up the phone and calling Tancredo, one of his staffers called the Capitol Police. The officer made it clear he did not want to be there but was obligated to investigate the call. He informed Ellison’s office that Tancredo was allowed to smoke in his office but had to investigate it nonetheless. Ellison should have acted like a man but instead chose to show the world he has no balls.

So here we have this freshman Congressman who is a Muslim crying about the smoke smell. I do not know if this is based on the smell, his religious convictions, or both but the fact is, members are allowed to smoke and there really is nothing he could do about it. Nothing that is, except maybe be neighborly. I am willing to bet that if he had contacted Tancredo and told him that the smoke bothered him they could have worked something out. I imagine it will be a cold day in hell before Tancredo worries about whether or not his cigar smoke bothers Ellison.

This is typical for a Muslim. Show up and demand that people do things your way. Demand that they change things because you do not like it. I imagine the call to the police was the preemptive strike so he can have CAIR and the other terrorist supporters have a rally for him and decry how he is being treated badly because he is a Muslim. If I were Tancredo I would smoke 4 or 5 cigars a day whenever Ellison was in his office.

I have an even better idea. Once a week Tancredo should have a pork BBQ in his office with a buffet set up for his staff. They could have pork ribs, pork BBQ, pork chops, pork rinds, and anything else they can think of. That smell wafting through the place should drive Ellison absolutely nuts. Before long he will declare a full scale jihad against Tancredo.

Perhaps they could use a Koran to set the hot plates on.

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