Obama, Well Oiled And Fully Engaged
Jun 4, 2010 General
How engaged has the messiah been since the oil spill disaster?
Here is a detailed accounting of the days since it happened. That man is fully engaged and if there is ever a spill on a golf course he will be on top of it.
Never surrender, never submit.
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Maybe Jupiter Suffers From Global Warming
The planet Jupiter has lost one of its stripes and scientists are trying to figure out why.
Jupiter has lost one of its iconic red stripes and scientists are baffled as to why.
The largest planet in our solar system is usually dominated by two dark bands in its atmosphere, with one in the northern hemisphere and one in the southern hemisphere.
However, the most recent images taken by amateur astronomers have revealed the lower stripe known as the Southern Equatorial Belt has disappeared leaving the southern half of the planet looking unusually bare.
The band was present in at the end of last year before Jupiter ducked behind the Sun on its orbit. However, when it emerged three months later the belt had disappeared. Daily Mail UK
Perhaps this is from global warming. The people of Jupiter, like those on Mars, have been using fossil fuels and driving their SUVs all over the place just gumming up the works and making stripes disappear.
Of course, since neither of these planets are inhabited it would be foolish to blame any kind of climate change on the problems they face with warming (Mars) or bands disappearing (Jupiter) because that would indicate that warming or climate change on a planet is not man-made.
The most likely explanation for the loss of the band is storm activity, activity that took place in the absence of man…
Though one cannot rule out that global warming is to blame. If we hurry, we might be able to get Gore, Pelosi, Frank, Kerry, Lieberman, Obama and a host of other warmers on a ship and send them to fix the problem.
One can only hope…
Never surrender, never submit.
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Tags: global warming, jupiter, mars
Obama On The State Of The Union
Here is part of the Obama SOTU and his response:
You know, I think that Obama might be on to something.
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Sheen Is The Half A Man
Dec 26, 2009 General
Charlie Sheen is one of the stars in a comedy entitled Two and a Half Men. It is about two men and a boy (father, son, and uncle) who live together in California. It is a funny show and Sheen’s character is a womanizing drunk (a liberal hero) who is dishonest and self serving.
I don’t know if you can say that Sheen is acting in the show because he is just being himself.
Sheen spent Christmas Day in a jail in Colorado after he assaulted his wife. Sheen went to Colorado to spend Christmas with her even though the two have been having their differences. They allegedly started arguing as soon as they saw each other and Sheen, the manly man, assaulted his wife.
He was charged with second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief.
In his show the teen aged kid is the half a man.
In real life that half a man is Charlie Sheen.
Big Dog Salute to Jammie Wearing Fool.
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Tags: assault, charlie sheen, drunkard, half a man
Merry Christmas 2009
Dec 25, 2009 General
My traditional Christmas message:
To My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Conservative Friends:
And a Happy New Year. Wishing you good health and great prosperity in 2010.
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