Caption Fun

Clinton Lap Dance

Please add a caption for this photo. I will start us off:

“I thought it was going to be a lap dance from a hooker. Who let Hillary in here?”

or

“Don’t try that come to poppa crap with me Bill. My name isn’t Monica”

Please have fun…

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15 Responses to “Caption Fun”

  1. TexasFred says:

    If my arms weren’t stuck like this I could do it myself, I don’t need Hillary…

  2. Smokey says:

    All I need is a beard and a red suit and even younger girls will sit on my lap. Boys too, I’ll have to note how I like that in my next book…..after all, Congressmen seem to enjoy it…..

  3. Big Dog says:

    “Look at me, I’m doing the robot!”

  4. Big Dog says:

    “Damn, her ass looks about this big from here.”

  5. hdrk05 says:

    stop using that microphone and come sit on my lap for a minute

  6. Carole says:

    Treat her gently
    Treat her Kind
    She Doesn’t even know her own mind.

    Or

    Bit by Bit
    Two Lonely Old People
    Keeping the Time of Day.

    Or

    Here I sit
    A Lonely old person
    Eaking my life away.

  7. Wayne says:

    Bill, show the people how much I want to grow the size of the Federal government.

  8. Jo says:

    ” … but your honor .. honestly .. I found him like this …” as Hillary tries to explain why Bill appears frozen in time, found at a Motel 6 in Arkansas with a blue dress, mumbling, “I didn’t have … I didn’t have …”

  9. Karen says:

    Bill…’Aaaaaah come on baaaby you know I diidn’t have ___ with that woman!’
    Hill…Whatdaya think folks should I believe him???

  10. Virginia says:

    Bill: Monica, your here.
    Hillary: He didn’t have sex with that woman, his cigar did.

  11. bleecherama7 says:

    How lame are you,Righty needs to get a life

  12. Big Dog says:

    I guess some folks don’t appreciate humor. Usually happens when the messiah of the left is the brunt of the joke…

  13. “It’s my turn to do the standing, now, so stay there, don’t get up, and shut up, Bill!”

  14. Big Dog says:

    Her stare is paralyzing!