And It Was Not Hillary

A woman ripped her husband’s testicles off with her bare hands this week and amazingly enough, that woman was not Hillary Clinton. The man is only being identified by his first name, but we will call him Les Johnson, was able to receive prompt medical attention and is expected to make a full recovery.

…Like A Woman Scorned

They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and that would probably extend to one who believes she was scorned. The wife in this case, a woman who suffers from bi-polar disorder, believed that her husband was cheating on her so when he went to sleep she performed an orchiectomy. There is no confirmation that the victim was told, “Your wife might be crazy but I can see your nuts.”

I knew right away it was not Hillary. Bill would have to have a set of testicles for it to have been she.


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