Well, we wanted to give Afghanistan democracy. They got that recently when they held their first ever elections. Hamid Karzai, the candidate with US support, is well ahead of his challenger. But this is not how they got their democracy. No, they got their democratic views right from the United States democratic party.
How is that you say?
Karzai’s challenger is claiming fraud in the election. They have had one election and they are already pulling the same stunts our own democratic party has been pulling. I guess the voter intimidation manual and all the other dirty tricks publications the democratic party are using have been translated into Arabic and shipped to Afghanistan.
Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton over in Afghanistan saying that Afghanies have been disenfranchised. We will probably have a chad count and the World Court will have to decide who is the real winner of the election.
Democrats. Bringing their brand of democracy to the World!